Big Peeping Tom and the Little People...naked, one hopes.

We rent our cottage to a trio of little people, quite attractive. Unfortunately, they were victimized recently by what can only be described as a genetically-engineered oversized peeping tom.He claimed he was looking for a Sno-Cone.

Is nothing sacred? He mowed the yard and raked the leaves so....charges are being dropped.

I voted!!

I tried to save America today, and voted. Of course, I wasn't registered and the old ladies and men running the place were helpful, thought some dubious about intellect. They told me what to do, who to vote for, and then one hinted that I could get a cookie.

Seriously, she did. They had cookies in the back for the workers, and she was going to go get me one. Not sure why, though, because she told the other guy to go to hell and that he was not getting a 'I voted' sticker, let alone a cookie. Thanks, tank-top shirt!!

Hee hee.

The parking lot was jammed full of people, and two temporary parking dudes were hollering at the voters, making them nervous. "Move that Pinto!!" "Hey, you, drop that nut log!!" I love nut logs. I don't like Ford Pintos, though...

The polling place was right across from my house so I just walked across the street, some would even say I strolled across the street, like an anorexic super model, except I am male (mostly), thicker, and a bit uglier. Ahhhh.....one time this location does not suck.

Anyways, I hope to wake up tomorrow to a Bushless era looming on the horizon. It'll be a nice capper on what has been a testy year for yours truly.

Here is an early picture of McCain-Palin... (thanks, http://www.worth1000.com/entries/319500/319712DjLI_w.jpg)
Their monkeying around made an ass of someone. You decide!!

A Terrier-izing Halloween

Happy belated Halloween to all...this has to be the best holiday around...even this one. I went as a Communist military officer after I confused Karl Marx with one of the Marx brothers, and purchased a Russian officer coat on ebay. I was going to wear the coat ironically, but as it turns out, it was too small so I turned it into a costume.

As you know, I love my Pearson's Nut Logs...this being Halloween, I had an official reason to indulge.

Well, lo and behold...my log went missing...the pictorial recording details the hell I went through...

"Halloween, I thought...time for a nut log...good Barkles...faithful Barkles...guard me whilst I quest within my vest for my nut log..."

"What, ho!! Nut log is...not...here!!"


"Calm down, pseudo-communist...the nut log will soon turn up. We, your trusted advisers and comrades in arms, forswear. We swear too. Laugh, clown, laugh!!"
" Ahh, yes....laughter will soon fetch the missing log!!"

"15 minutes!! No nut log!! Ready my axe...war is begun!! "

"Barkles!! You nut-log stealing traitor!! To think...I trusted you!! Prepare to be axed!! They warned me your breed would turn."

Nearby, a squirrel ate something...and pooped quietly. Mmmm...sweet, salty nutty taste.
The battle ranged into the encroaching darkness...

"Encroaching darkness, my hairy butt!! You'll pay for your false accusations, you pseudo-Communist bastard!! You'll know the terror of this terrier...shut up, humans don't hold the monopoly on bad puns."

That is pretty much how it went down in Deaf and Distracted Land.

Happy Halloween!!