As you know, I love my Pearson's Nut Logs...this being Halloween, I had an official reason to indulge.
Well, lo and behold...my log went missing...the pictorial recording details the hell I went through...
"Halloween, I thought...time for a nut log...good Barkles...faithful Barkles...guard me whilst I quest within my vest for my nut log..."
"What, ho!! Nut log is...not...here!!"
"Calm down, pseudo-communist...the nut log will soon turn up. We, your trusted advisers and comrades in arms, forswear. We swear too. Laugh, clown, laugh!!"
" Ahh, yes....laughter will soon fetch the missing log!!"
"15 minutes!! No nut log!! Ready my axe...war is begun!! "
"Barkles!! You nut-log stealing traitor!! To think...I trusted you!! Prepare to be axed!! They warned me your breed would turn."
Nearby, a squirrel ate something...and pooped quietly. Mmmm...sweet, salty nutty taste.
The battle ranged into the encroaching darkness...
"Encroaching darkness, my hairy butt!! You'll pay for your false accusations, you pseudo-Communist bastard!! You'll know the terror of this terrier...shut up, humans don't hold the monopoly on bad puns."
That is pretty much how it went down in Deaf and Distracted Land.
Happy Halloween!!
1 comments.:
Good to be reading you again Deaf! Looks like you had a dramatic holiday. That squirrel looks happy though. Poor darling Barkles falsely accused yet again. What would people do if they couldn't blame it on the dog? Great picture you posted of you and that beautiful Sponge Bob fan! Again, nice to know you have more stories to tell.
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