Something strange in my neighborhood...it don't look good.

Apparently, business is "dying" at the funeral home up the block from where I "live"...


I snapped this while walking Barkles...who just had to pee on the sign just as the undertaker was coming out...

The undertaker had the "balls" (as shown in the picture) to say to me what everyone usually does....

"Ya got a purty mouf, boy!!"

I gave him BP's phone number as she has a thing for "tall" craggy-faced men. Good luck, BP!!